The workings of a Penile

I'm just gonna put it out there.

PENIS.

Take a minute and let that word sink in : P.E.N.I.S

Being female and all I have always been curious about the workings of the peniles.

I happen to think they are kinda nifty.

If I had one I would most likely have my hands on it 24/7

But being a woman I know I say what goes,

Why You may ask?

Because I possess the thing that most peniles  want most.

The Hubby think's I am odd. I am obsessed with Boobies and Penises.

I happen to call his , his winky, or lil Willy, or cock, depending on what kind of mood I am in.

Here is a list of Penile nicknames I have came across:

Beaver Cleaver

Meat Thermometer

One-Eyed Monster

Energizer Bunny

Boomerang

Magic Stick

Lincoln Log

Anaconda

The Trouser Snake

Pipecleaner

Seabiscuit

The Pleasure Pump

Man’s Best Friend

The Dicktator

Third Leg of the Tripod

Pinnochio

Mr. Winky

 Hercules Meatquake

 Tiny 

 The Tentacle of Love 

 Jolly Pink Giant

 The Littlest Stormtrooper

 Sir John Falstaff 

 The Ejaculator 

 Gilgamesh, Half-God Warrior King of the Sumerians 

 The Fourth Branch of Government

 Zipperpocalypse

 Whoa's Ark 

 The Trunk of Life 

 ICBM

 Flesh O'Clock 

 Hound of the Baskervilles 

 Destro's Secret Weapon 

 Titanus Shaftum 

 The Mighty Dongo

 Phallcor, The Luck Dragon

 King of Wangistan 

 Rodzilla 

 Bachman Turner Overdrive 

The Starship Bonerprize 

 Mjolnir 

 Seven And A Half Inches Of Fury 

Schlongzilla
Pennis the Menace
Wrinklebeast
Johnny Come Early
Third Arm of Justice
The Zipper Ripper
Everybody Loves the Nubbin
Gertrude Frankenstein
Twinkie
The Exxon Valdenis
Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
Donald Pump
Admiral James T. Cock
President Johnson
Kaptain Kielbasa
Old Drizzly
Chief of Staff
Pope John Pole III
Thor’s Hammer
King Leer
The Molten Mushroom
Scepter of Sordidness
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
E.T.’s Stinkfinger
Niagara Balls
Meat Maelstrom
Trembling Torpedo
King Ohyeah
Buster McThunderstick
Madeleine Albright
The Viscount of Veins
The New York Post
Winnie the Cock
The Fleshy Winnebago
The Squinty Blowpop
The Slim Reaper
Jack Kerouwacker
The Naughtiest Cardinal
Master’s Pincushion

And I am sure there are many more. I just noticed that the men folk are so much more creative naming their man bits than we are at naming our lady bits.

But it doesn't matter, because WE ALL KNOW  THAT GINERS  make the world go round !!!