Friday, June 27, 2014

What did I just see?

Over the years I have learned a great deal about who I want to be.  More so since having my girls. Being a Mom has been the most life changing thing ever. And because of them I want to be a good role model. I have always been strong-willed and for the most part self sufficient. My happiness does not revolve around who is around me. This is MY life and My job to secure my happiness. I though most women felt this way. I was playing around on Facebook earlier and a post from a friend caught my eye. (Do you have those people that as soon as you see their name you want to spork yourself in the eyes because you know they are babbling about non-sensical, Oh woe as me shit? Well this is the person for me)

I saw this and I wanted to swish bleach around in my head to flush out the stupid I just read. This young Lady has a 5 year old daughter. What kind of example is she setting for this young child? This is co-dependent bull shit! I'm sorry but in your life you control your happiness. Your happiness does not depend on who or what you have around you. And to depend on a fucking man to be happy?!?! Don't get me wrong, I love my Hubby, he is my best friend and I am happy when he is around, but do I depend on him for my happiness? FUCK NO!!! Men are good for 4 things... Sex, fixing broke shit, killing spiders, and the occasional conversation. And honestly, Hubby makes me the happiest when he is fixing something and KILLS a spider at the same time!!! Then I reward him with sex. This means I trained him properly. 

If for some wacked out reason, you believe that you can only be happy with a man, you seriously need to reevaluate your life. Why not use this "man free" time to find yourself? Find what makes you happy? Spend time with your child make lasting memories with her? And not go out man hunting to try and replace the one that just left. When you do this and you have a child people view you as a selfish man hungry whore! Seriously.... It's time to grow up. 

Monday, June 16, 2014

Just gonna put this out there

     I will be the first person to admit that sometimes I have major parenting fails. Like perhaps watching my language around the Little's. This has come back to bite me in the ass just this week. Little Little had Pre-K graduation. She was so stinking cute up on that little outdoor stage getting her certificate. That is until she dropped it and yelled out "What the Hell". Yep my precious, angel faced 4 year old cursed on school property in front of the school principal, other parents, and her classmates. I'm tellin ya, I just wanted to crawl under that bench and die.

I'm just going to say this... Sometimes, okay in my case most of the time kids ARE assholes!

    Take my older 2. Think 1 is 10 going on 25. She has such a smart assed and sassy attitude. I swear I would get more of a reaction talking to a damn wall. Then we have Thing 2, who God forbid you ask her to do ANYTHING,, and I mean anything. And she throws a massive fit like you are trying to remove a major body organ without anesthesia. Seriously. Hey, Thing 2, can you please pick up four flip flop so psycho dog doesn't eat it...... massive screaming crying fit, so I do it and she is fine.

     See kids are assholes, and that's being nice about it, honestly if you have daughters, the term BITCH flies through your brain many times a day.

     I don't know where they get this from. I have noticed Thing 1 and 2 are much much worse behaving when they return from their sperm donors on the weekend he decides to , ya know actually be a semi Dad.

And people wonder why I drink..... MORE wine please STAT!!!

I Volunteer - MCM

Of course I am still on my Dani kick. I mean what is there to not love about him? I recently learned that not only does he love kids... but he wants a baby. So being the wonderful person I am, I volunteer!!!

I mean seriously! I have a list of reasons he should choose me to be the Mother of his Russian spawn  babies. Of course I insist that we do this the old fashioned way. And with my current fertility issues we might have to do the deed 24/7 for what could be years. But that is a sacrifice that I am willing to make.

I mean it. Look at that face!!! It's going to be hard work, but I will do what is needed for the good of the world.

Here is my wonderful list as to why he should procreate with me!!!

  • I have YEARS of Mommy experience 
  • I loved being pregnant
  • I am actually less bitchy while pregnant (so not only would he be getting the baby that he wants, but would be bettering the world by making one bitchy woman less bitchy)
  • I make super cute kids (well little girls, but I'm sure a boy would be cute too)
  • Together we would make an awful perty baby!!!

                               ^^^^^ See I research before the deed to make sure. 

And that my Lovelies is why I should be chosen to have Danila's babies!!!