What did I just see?

These things can NEVER be unseen!!!

WTF?!?!

The kitteh is actually pretty cute. I wanna kiss both it's little noses!

And now the number 1 thing that can not be unseen, Mainly because my 3 year old is obsessed with it. I have lost countless hours off my life because of this video...

Someone is out to get me....

I discovered this starting at 3 this morning. It started innocently enough. I was woken up by the call of nature need to pee. I crawl over Hubby ( I do this because it is the closest route to the bathroom, and because I'm mean like that ) and make it in record time. Still half asleep, I sit on the pot and let it loose. And what happened? Someone who shall remain nameless ( ok, it was me ), put the lid down on the toilet. And let me tell ya something. Pissing all over yourself AND the floor is a sure fire way to wake you up!

After taking a quick shower, I come into the living room to relax myself by playing some candy crush. I go to sit in my computer chair and am instantly froze into place by an irate cat from hell, that just happened to be in MY chair.  Why didn't I notice her? Because the bitch is the same color as said chair. She comoflagues herself when she is in t, just to attack me.  3 deep scratched and half a box of bandaids on my backside later, I am now ready to go back to bed. 

I make it safely into bed without disturbing the Hubs and fall blissfully back to sleep. Just to be woken up by Bailey. My sweet little puppy must have contracted some rare puppy Zombie virus. He went from sweet and fluffy to having an insatiable hunger for my flesh before I could do anything about it. 

( Yikes, that is a super creepy dog )

And now because my puppy has the hunger for flesh, I am quite possible missing fingers, toes, and ear lobes. 

I am now WIDE awake at 6am. 

The day HAD to get better from there right? WRONG! that is a big fat effing WRONG. 

From there, I have semi- electrocuted myself, fallen over the baby gate, up the front porch steps, down the back porch steps, walked into the wall 7 times, and managed to stab myself with a fork while doing dishes. 

Can I call a mulligan on today? I need a do over!

Lets take this another way

I know, my writing has been super random.

But I am going to turn this whole blog around. Don't worry, there will still be occasional post about my wacky kids, or things I feel the need to vent about. But I'm hoping to start doing some product reviews.

I emailed the Softcup people, so I'm hoping to be able to try and review one. This would be so awesome. For one, if it does what it's supposed to do, this girl will no longer be wearing a pad and a tampon at the SAME time when Aunt Flo rears her ugly face. Who knows, maybe I can be like one of them ladies from the tampax commercials wearing white and dancing through a field of daisies. How cool would that be? I could have a "Happy period" .

Ok maybe not happy, but maybe less messy, and expensive? Who knows. We shall see. Fingers crossed :)

Puppy!!!!!

This girl just got herself a new puppy.

Meet Bailey

Ok not a good pic. Lets try again...... Meet Bailey and Tori lol

Isn't he just the cutest puppy EVER?

He is a 9 week old Shih-Tzu.

And I love him!!!

Purple Ribbon Pageant

Well Miss Tori was in her second ever pageant.

The Purple Ribbon Pageant. It was fun fun. Not only that but it benefited some great causes that I can stand behind. All proceeds went to benefit Fibromyalgia, Pancreatic Cancer, and Crohn's Disease. Which as a Fibro sufferer, I can support 100%.

As opposed to most pageants we have done, this one was very laid back.

We even had a break between casual wear and beauty. With Pizza and cupcakes.

One small problem I want to vent about was this crazy Mother/Grand Mother. This little girl was in Tori's age group and was crying because she wanted a cupcake. This crazy Bitch slapped this poor child for well .... acting like a typical 3 year old. WTF lady?!?! It's not like we are up for Miss America here. Tori ate a cupcake with her dress on. Granted it was hard, but not impossible.

Anywho, Miss Tori got 1st Runner up for her age group and her cousin got the Tiny Miss title. How awesome is that?

Here are pics from our day :)

All in all we had a great fun filled day!

LTNC

Wow, have I been in serious slacker mode or what?

I have been in such a funk. It's not that I don't have things I want to write and or vent about, it's just that I have no idea where to start.

Well I will fix that right now. See next blog/s for my recent happenings

When to cut ties?

I'm to the point where I don't know what to do.

A, has been my best friend since I was 15. We have been their for each other through, babies, birthdays, break-up's. She was my rock, the first person I called when I got the news about my parents accident. She has been my cheerleader, and the one person that would tell me how it is no matter how much the truth hurt.
I have been there for her. I was at the hospital for the births of all 3 of her beautiful children. I was there to help all 1 billion 647 times she quit doing pills. I helped care for her kids while she was sick from detox. I was her biggest supporter to quit doing them so that she could be a better Mom to her kids.

But something has changed.

Something far worse than pills.

And I don't know what to do.

The other day I went to A's house. She owed me 20.00 so we were in her bedroom. She dumped her purse out to count all her cash and a clear baggy with this brown stuff fell into the floor. I picked it up. I was like "what is this, and how did you get it". All she said was that she gave some guy a box of sudafed, and he gave it to her, and that it was meth..... She said she was going to try it. She doesn't think she can get addicted to just trying it once. ( Says the girl who can take one pain pill, and spend the next 6 months putting them up her nose).  I flipped out. WTF are you thinking? Do you know what is in that shit? Shit that is NOT safe to consume. That shit is toxic. Have you seen the before and after pictures of Meth addicts? If you're caught with that...  and God forbid I'm here if they catch you, they will take all of the kids, even mine even tho I don't do that shit just for being around you. They will quarantine our babies! That little baggy is a serious felony!

I love her so much. But I think it is time to say goodbye. I can't risk my kids. And I can't sit by and let her self destruct. What do I do? What about those 3 beautiful kids of hers? I love them as I love my own.

I just don't know what to do :(