I mean seriously! I have a list of reasons he should choose me to be the Mother of his Russian
spawn babies. Of course I insist that we do this the old fashioned way. And with my current fertility issues we might have to do the deed 24/7 for what could be years. But that is a sacrifice that I am willing to make.
I mean it. Look at that face!!! It's going to be hard work, but I will do what is needed for the good of the world.
Here is my wonderful list as to why he should procreate with me!!!
- I have YEARS of Mommy experience
- I loved being pregnant
- I am actually less bitchy while pregnant (so not only would he be getting the baby that he wants, but would be bettering the world by making one bitchy woman less bitchy)
- I make super cute kids (well little girls, but I'm sure a boy would be cute too)
- Together we would make an awful perty baby!!!
^^^^^ See I research before the deed to make sure.
And that my Lovelies is why I should be chosen to have Danila's babies!!!